CSS Master, check out this cool CSS stylin’

Holy Crap I would really like to implement something similar to this on my website so I can further alienate my IE readers ;D Any ideas anyone? Anyone hate anything about my site that I should change? :P
P.S. This doesn’t work in IE, why do you people stay with a browser that can’t even render cool stuff? :D
On that topic, the propriator of linuxart ponders some things about IE. His sentiments are really close to mine.