But…think of the children ;’(

“American federal judge has dismissed a widely watched suit in which McDonald’s hamburgers and French fries were blamed for children’s obesity.”

W00t!

“This opinion is guided by the principle that legal consequences should not attach to the consumption of hamburgers and other fast food fare unless consumers are unaware of the dangers of eating such food,” Sweet said.

“If consumers know…the potential ill health effect of eating at McDonald’s, they cannot blame McDonald’s if they, nonetheless, choose to satiate their appetite with a surfeit of supersized McDonald’s products.”

H4n H4n! Take that you stupids!

In other, unrelated yet cool news:

“An early morning brawl involving fraternity members armed with sticks and knives left one man dead and several others injured Wednesday.”

“The large group from San Jose State University’s Pi Alpha Phi and Lambda Phi Epsilon fraternities gathered about midnight at a suburban park.”

“Four people were stabbed, including a 23-year-old man who later died at a hospital. The altercation apparently grew from a disagreement at a pool hall on Monday and the groups agreed to meet in the park to settle things, Dixon said.”

LOL.

also, poor R. Kelly just can’t get a break

“Already awaiting trial on child pornography charges in Chicago, R&B superstar R. Kelly was arrested today in Miami on 12 new counts of possession of child pornography after investigators said they found 12 digital photographs of a nude girl under 18 at a house the singer rented in central Florida.”

;D

=clint